Laughing Planet Menu
85 items in 15 sections · $1.80 – $19.20 · Health Food Restaurant in Eugene, OR
Laughing Planet’s menu lists 85 dishes and drinks, grouped into Specials, Beverages, Smoothies, Cocktails, Beer, & Wine, Snacks & Shareables, and Tips for OUR Staff *DELIVERY* orders and more. Prices range from $1.80 to $19.20, and a typical item costs about $8.40. Popular choices include Holy Mole Burrito, Herbal Iced Tea, Berry Berry Good, White Wine, and Small Chips And Salsa.
Specials 2
- Holy Mole Burrito$13.20
Choice of grilled chicken or tempeh, and includes jack cheese, pinto beans, brown rice, pico de gallo, and smothered with our house-made mole sauce & sour cream. *Contains Sesame*
- Kalebasa Bowl$18.60
Zenner's Smoked Kielbasa Sausage, Mashed Potatoes, Mushroom Gravy, Garlic Sautéed Kale, Quick Pickled Onions, Bavarian-Style Mustard Sauce
Beverages 12
- Herbal Iced Tea$4.20
16oz. Iced Herbal Blend (greenbush, hibiscus, grapefruit oil, lemongrass, peppercorns) & lightly sweetened with Stevia. Sugar-free; caffeine-free*. INCREDIBLY refreshing!
- Black Iced Tea$4.20
16oz. Black Tea; cold brewed in-house; unsweetened; contains caffeine*
- House Made Lemonade$4.20
16oz. We make our lemonade in-house almost daily. The only ingredients are 100% pure lemon juice, organic cane sugar, & filtered water to taste!
- Arnold Palmer$4.20
16oz., 50/50 mix of lemonade & black tea, both freshly made in-house. Classic!
- Kombucha$7.20
12oz. Kombucha on tap! Rotating flavors by Happy Mountain Kombucha Co.; non-alcoholic
- Canned Soda$4.20
- Berry Lemonade$4.80
Berry Lemonade
- Hot Tea$4.20
Hot Tea
- Water
- Large Apple Juice$2.40
- Kids Apple Juice$1.80
- Yerba Mate$4.20
Smoothies 6
- Berry Berry Good$9.60
Blueberries, Marionberries, Strawberries, Banana and apple juice (Vegan; made without Gluten) 16oz.
- Mango Peach Lemon$9.60
Mango, Peach, Banana, Lemon & Apple juice (Vegan; made without Gluten) 16oz.
- PB&J$9.60
Strawberry, Banana, Blueberry, Marionberry, Peanut butter, and Apple juice. (contains Nuts. Vegan; made without Gluten) 16oz.
- Green Dream$9.60
Kale, Spinach, Avocado, Banana, Ginger, Lemon & Apple juice (Vegan, made without Gluten) 16oz.
- Kids' Berry Peach$6.00
Blueberries, Strawberries, Peach and Apple juice (Vegan; made without Gluten) 10oz.
- Kids' Mango Banana$6.00
Mango, banana and apple juice (Vegan; made without Gluten) 10oz.
Cocktails, Beer, & Wine 2
- White Wine$8.40
Underwood Pinot Gris 250 ml
- Red Wine$8.40
Underwood Pinot Noir 250ml
Snacks & Shareables 8
- Small Chips And Salsa$4.80
- Large Chips And Salsa$6.00
- Small Queso Dip & Chips$6.60
Aged white cheddar, medium cheddar, fire-roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers. Served with a small side of our non-GMO corn tortilla chips. (queso dip contains gluten)
- Small Chips & Guac$6.60
A smaller portion for one or two people.
- Large Chips & Guac$9.60
A sharing size portion for multiple people.
- Large Queso & Chips$8.40
Aged white cheddar, medium cheddar, fire-roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers. Served with a large bag of non-GMO corn tortilla chips. (queso dip contains gluten)
- Small Side Of Queso$3.00
Aged white cheddar, medium cheddar, fire-roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers.
- Large Side Of Queso$4.80
Aged white cheddar, medium cheddar, fire-roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers.
Tips for OUR Staff *DELIVERY* orders 4
- $2 Tip For Restaurant Staff$2.40
- $5 Tip For Restaurant Staff$6.00
- $10 Tip For Restaurant Staff$12.00
- $15 Tips For Restaurant Staff$18.00
Salads and Soups 9
- Zappatista Salad$14.40
Made without Gluten. A bed of romaine lettuce, topped with Smart black beans, Jack cheese, pico de gallo, non-GMO tortilla chips and choice of avocado lime dressing or salsa.
- Sumac Salad$14.40
Made without Gluten. Locally sourced green kale and spinach mix, with coriander roasted cauliflower, diced Granny Smith apples, dried cranberries and quinoa tossed with a red pepper-sumac dressing. Topped with queso fresco and curry roasted
- Kale Caesar Salad
Vegan. Made without gluten. House made Caesar dressing, curry roasted pumpkin seeds, nutritional yeast, lemon.
- Highway To Kale Salad
Made without Gluten. Lacinato kale and carrots with lemon-parsley vinaigrette. Topped with dried cranberries, pumpkin seeds and queso fresco.
- Small Soup And Salad Combo$12.00
Your choice of small salad with a cup of the soup of the day or veggie chili
- Large Soup And Salad Combo$14.40
Your choice of small salad with a bowl of the soup of the day or veggie chili
- Cup Of Veggie Chili$6.00
Vegan; Made without Gluten. Smart pinto, black and garbanzo beans, corn, zucchini, carrots, onions, green bell peppers and celery.
- Bowl Of Veggie Chili$8.40
Vegan; Made without Gluten. Smart pinto, black and garbanzo beans, corn, zucchini, carrots, onions, green bell peppers and celery.
- Hungarian Mushroom
Hungarian Mushroom
Burritos 8
- Bean & Cheese$10.20
Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Jack cheese and pico de gallo.
- SW Green Chile$11.70
Smart black beans, house-roasted green chiles, corn, Cheddar cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo.
- Tempeh Royale$13.20
Vegan. Brown rice, Smart black beans, tempeh, steamed kale, pico de gallo and fresh guacamole.
- Grilled Chicken Burrito$13.20
Grilled chicken breast, Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Jack cheese and pico de gallo.
- Bubba$13.20
Grilled chicken breast, Smart pinto beans, Jack cheese, corn, brown rice, pico de gallo and chipotle BBQ sauce.
- Spinach And Black Bean$11.70
Brown Rice, Steamed Spinach, Jack Cheese, Smart Black Beans, Pico de Gallo, Rolled in a Flour Tortilla.
- Beef Burrito$13.20
Brown rice, Smart Black Beans, Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Braised grass-fed beef, and fresh pico de Gallo wrapped in a 12" flour tortilla.
- Build Your Own Burrito$14.40
Choice of Tortilla (1x), Protein (1x), Cheese (1x), Rice (1x), Veggies - Includes Pico De Gallo (2x), Salsa or Sauce (1x). THERE IS AN ADDIIONAL CHARGE FOR MORE ITEMS OR SUBSTITUTIONS.
Bowls 10
- Comfort Bowl$17.70
Brown rice, black beans, cheddar cheese, black olives, sliced avocado, pico de gallo, sour cream, cilantro, Nutritional Yeast sauce served on the side.
- Harvest Bowl$17.70
Quinoa, Smart black beans, yams, steamed kale, tempeh, avocado, cilantro-lime slaw and pumpkin seeds. "Killer Green" sauce served on the side.
- Thai Bowl$18.60
Baked organic tofu, garlic green beans, and steamed broccoli on brown or jasmine rice. Topped with cilantro lime slaw and Thai Lemongrass Peanut sauce.
- Bollywood Bowl$18.60
Grilled chicken breast, steamed broccoli, roasted cauliflower, garlic green beans, spinach, and yams on a bed of brown or jasmine rice, Southern Indian spicy coconut sauce and topped with curry roasted pumpkin seeds. Our bowls are served wi
- Korean BBQ Bowl$18.60
Your choice of braised 100% pasture-raised beef or baked organic tofu, broccoli and brown or jasmine rice. Topped with cilantro-lime slaw, quick-pickled cucumbers, toasted sesame seeds and spicy Korean BBQ sauce. Sauce contains honey*
- Spankys Bowl$15.60
Mashed potatoes, topped with steamed broccoli, corn and Cheddar cheese
- Veggie Bowl$15.60
Brown rice, steamed kale, steamed broccoli, cilantro-lime slaw, quick pickles and sesame seeds. Served with Garlic Tahini Sauce on the side.
- Tahini Chicken & Broccoli Bowl$18.60
Jasmine rice, Romaine lettuce tossed w/Lemon Parsley Vinaigrette, Steamed broccoli, and Grilled Chicken covered in Tahini Dressing, garnished with Sesame Seeds.
- Braised Beef Bowl$18.60
Brown Rice, Smart Pinto Beans, Extra Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Braised Red Chili Beef with Chipotle BBQ Sauce, Pico de Gallo, Green Chilis and Diced Onion
- Build Your Own Bowl$19.20
Choice of Protein (1x), Cheese (1x), Rice (1x), Veggies - Includes Pico De Gallo (3x), Salsa or Sauce (1x). THERE IS AN ADDIIONAL CHARGE FOR MORE ITEMS OR SUBSTITUTIONS.
Quesadillas 4
- Cheese & Pico$10.20
Jack cheese and pico de gallo.
- Grilled Veggies$16.80
Grilled veggies (Zucchini, Red Bell Pepper, Red Onion, Mushrooms and Cauliflower), Jack cheese, queso fresco and "Killer Green" sauce.
- BBQ Chicken$12.00
Grilled chicken breast, Jack cheese, pico de gallo and chipotle BBQ sauce.
- Build Your Own Quesadilla$14.40
Choice of Tortilla (1x), Protein (1x), Cheese (1x), Rice (1x), Veggies - Includes Pico De Gallo (2x), Salsa or Sauce (1x). THERE IS AN ADDIIONAL CHARGE FOR MORE ITEMS OR SUBSTITUTIONS.
Kids Menu 5
- Kids Trifecta$6.60
Made without Gluten. Choose any three of the following items.
- Kids Meal$7.80
Mini Burrito or Mini Quesadilla, steamed broccoli or corn and small apple juice or milk. Choose flour or whole wheat tortilla.
- Mini Burrito$5.70
Smart pinto beans and Jack cheese wrapped in a flour or whole wheat tortilla.
- Mini Quesadilla$5.70
Dry-grilled flour or whole wheat tortilla with Jack cheese.
- Tween Burrito$8.10
The perfect mid-sized burrito for older kids. Smart pinto beans, brown rice and Jack cheese.
Side Dishes 9
- Side Of Rice
- Side Of Quinoa$3.00
- Beans
- Side Of Rice & Beans
- Side Tortilla$2.40
- Side Of Veggie
- Side Of Protein
- Side Sauces
- Side Queso$3.00
Aged white cheddar, medium cheddar, fire-roasted tomatoes and chipotle peppers. (queso sauce contains gluten)
Cookies 3
- Oatmeal Chocolate Chip$4.20
- Gluten Free Peanut Butter Cookie$4.20
A delicious, vegan, gluten free peanut butter cookie! Allergen warning: contains peanuts
- Double Chocolate Cookie$4.20
Gift Cards 1
- Gift Card
Gift Card
Do you need utensils? 2
- Yes, I Need Utensils
- No, I Do Not Need Utensils
Menu items and prices are provided for information and may have changed (last updated April 2026). Allergen information is not included – please ask the restaurant.